Chris's interpretation of love

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I think that one of the most primitive things any man could want is love, more specifically a woman who would love him unconditionally, and perhaps a family.

Unfortunately, the term "Love" has been screwed around with by Media and Entertainment such as movies and TV Shows which are often portraying an imaginary version of idealized love that has nothing to do with reality.

Next, we've got to explore the term "girlfriend", you've likely heard of it – but what does that crap even mean?

Is it just a friend, who is a girl, but you hug and kiss all the damn time, for some reason? Well, if you're a teenager, that's exactly what it means.

For adults though, labeling someone a "girlfriend" is usually used to attach romantic or emotional priority, taking into consideration factors such as: emotional availability, loyalty, communication habits, and shared future plans.

If someone were to truly love me (Romantically), the very least I would expect is mutual understanding of things, a shared history of laughs and meaningful conversations we've had over time, and of course we must be on good terms.

Did you know that there is actually a reason as to why the label "Girlfriend" has the word "Friend"? Because a girlfriend has to be your friend first, you don't just get a girlfriend without being friends with the girl (Duh)

To you this may sound as common sense, but to some people, especially those knuckleheads who think they are cool because they invented (or more likely stolen) "pickup lines" and did the "cold approach" nonsense.

The Cold approach? Oi mate, that's what makes you so damn Cool innit bruv?

Cause it's just so cold, they... Uhm... Whatevs, those dudes just see a cute girl and they be like:

Or some other "cool pickup lines", I don't know what they are smoking but sometimes this crap works.

If it works you may get into a fake relationship for up to a year, but usually a few weeks or months and then you two break up for the smallest mishap imaginable and then you realize you never even loved each other so you're like, "oh damn, whatever dude, lemme move on now fr."

Maybe there's some dudes laughing at me because their coolest ever rizzler sussy baka pickup line worked and they got married to someone they skibidi cold approached like 108 years ago, yeah nah, first of all, even so, after the "Cold approach" you still have to become friends with her, technically.

And secondly, you're probably the most handsome looking giga chad Ohio alpha male sigma grind MP3 Downloader with a chiseled jaw line and god level abs or something, and you have a billion $$$Dollars, both australian and American,brittish ££££Pounds €uros, and you even have Chinese Y sign money¥¥¥¥, the Russian ₽₽ Rubble, ₴₴Ukraine Hryvnia and so on, you got all the cash cause you're a trillionaire with 569 ATMs all over your 189126 Square KM private house neighboorhood with 76 houses all owned by you, while you are rolling with 21 shady shell companies that harvest user data or do other anti-consumer bullshit to get to the top of the Stocks Trading.

If that's you then congradu-fucking-lations moron!

You are the ®Luckiest Man On Earth™.

Want a medal? Here, take it: